HERE'S TO …
Here's to the hare (visitor/shortcutter), (s)he’s true blue
(S)he’s a Hasher through and through
(S)he’s a pisspot so they say
Tried to go to heaven,
But they went the other way,
Drink it down down ...
WHY WAS (S)HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL..
Why was (s)he born so beautiful
Why was (s)he born at all (at all…)
(S)he’s no fucking use to anyone
(S)he’s no fucking use at all
(S)he may be a joy to his/her mother
but (s)he’s a pain in the asshole for me,
drink it down, down…
MY ONE SKIN HANGS DOWN TO MY TWO SKIN
(Sung to: My Bonnie is Over the Ocean)
My one skin hangs down to my two skin,
My two skin hangs down to my three,
My three skin hangs down to my foreskin,
My four skin hangs down to my knee.
CHORUS:
Roll back, roll back,
Oh roll back my foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back, oh roll back my foreskin for me.
THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON
(Sung to: My Bonnie is Over the Ocean)
They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot (Bang! Bang!),
They ought to be tied to an outhouse,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down. . .
SHORTIES/ONE-LINERS
* This is a down-down song, it isn’t very long, drink it down down …
* What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank….
* Lost control, lost control, lost control….
* Bullshit, bullshit, it all sounds like bullshit to me
FATHER ABRAHAM
Father Abraham had seven sons.
And seven sons had Father Abraham.
And he never laughed, And he never cried,
All he did was go like this.'
To the right (Extend right arm and flex)
To the left (Extend right arm and flex)
(Chorus)…
To the right and the left (Extend both arms and flex)
And the right and the left (Extend both legs and flex)
With an ooh and an ahh (Thrust pelvis in and out)
BROTHER HASHER
(Sung to: the tune of Did You Ever See a Lassie)
Here’s to brother hasher brother hasher brother hasher
Here’s to brother hasher may he chug a lug
He’s happy, he’s jolly, he’s F**ked up by golly
Here’s to brother hasher may he chug a lug
HE'S THE MEANEST
He's the meanest
He sucks the horse's penis
He's the meanest
He's the horse's ass
Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it
He's the meanest
He's the horse's ass
INTERNATIONAL HASH HYMN
(Sung to: Swing Low)
Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I'm coming too,